The Slimy Intruder Travels South

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The Giant Slug was caught yesterday migrating from the Heart of Brisbane, moving south, to Sydney.
The Giant Slug has been living in Brisbane for about 5 decades. He suddenly turned around from Brisbane Central and raced at an enormous speed, south.
Doctor Norris suggests “The Giant Slug, has caught sent of another Giant, female Slug and he has gone to join her.”
There are still no traces of the great Slimy intruder, and many people are on the lookout.